Ethan Andrews vs. Max QuiversHot, lean, aggressive Ethan Andrews is known for his resilience in the ring. A great grappler and pro wrestler, Ethan can handle most any challenge thats thrown his way especially if hes being paid for his time and talent. Enter massive Max Quivers, a huge, suit wearing business dude in shirt and tie and dress shoes. In a black rubber mask to protect his identity, this business man means business. Specifically the business of paying for the right to

plus he’s strong as hell

causing the jobber to cry out that is smells like onions

as both boys compliment one anothers form during a series of workouts

Matty & Zacky make an adorable couple

the wrestler with the greater number of pin falls at the end of the allotted time wins

They both sport bodies defined by lean musculature

counter-holds and

Matty is running his mouth still

I get my revenge

stretching before the big match

What is it about this combination of combatants

a vision of poetic patheticness with armpits exposed and balls ripe for the crushing