Brats Script Toddler TeeFirst round draft pick. Franchise player. Number one overall in the league of tiny tyrants who run the household from a booster seat. The Details: White vintage baseball script reads "Brats" with a flowing tail swoosh, positioned above the number "1" in a classic athletic block font. Distressed texture throughout. Clean, two element jersey style layout on a navy tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton. Soft,

The origin story every baby is too young to be embarrassed about

Blue baseball script text reads "Dramatics" with a flowing tail swoosh

red retro script text reads "Steady Nappin" in a flowing hand-lettered style

" Vintage kids' sports league badge aesthetic in red

and black ink on a yellow tee with a classic rubber-hose animation style

One phrase

Navy blue vintage athletic design reads "Moodyville

bold orange uppercase sans-serif text reads "I'm Not Listening" in two stacked lines

December is just October with better PR

White vintage illustration of a skeleton casually sitting up in an open coffin

laid out in four words

This product was designed to attach to the nearest parent and not let go under any circumstances