Side Scroll Eye RollIgnore impatient haters, bruh. Pop a token & play ON. These white OG frames with purple reflective lenses offer full UV400 protection & polarized lenses. Won't slip or bounce when a full on brawl breaks out at the arcade because you refuse to give up.

we recommend storing your shades away from UV rays (like inside your included microfiber bag

RIDE A RODEO CLOWN ORIGIN STORY

With wider frames

and bigger lenses than our OGs

or intensely swaying at a moody indie concert

And also because the Mach Gs add a badassness quotient to your own inherent badassness

Perfect for reading minds

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT

These floating sunglasses are the ultimate plus-one for pool parties and I'M ON A BOAT moments

all swagger

Snag these angular

So named for the black fingernails and teal eyes of the late-and-great-tortured-artist and social-absinthe-alcoholic who most don't realize was also an ultra-long-distance sprinter