Rubbish Pet PortraitsA hilarious collection of Hercule Van Wolfwinkle's 'extremely realistic' pet portraits. Warning: may not be suitable for anyone who actually likes animals or has the ability to see. Not only does Hercule's unusual talent shine through on every page, each portrait is captioned with a review written by its bewildered recipient: "Tell ya what mate, why dont you get back to me when youve drawn a picture of my actual dog" "It gets worse and worse the more

in and out of the flashbulb

and the creative and logistical challenges and artistic political battles that ensued

vaccinations were a leap of faith she wasn't prepared to take

With her 25th book

Falling for her new friend's sister was definitely not part of the plan

Kenneth Goldsmith wants you to rethink the internet

But when her village of vegetable folk learns that a bloodthirsty vampire has moved into the nearby castle

he’ll have to confess his biggest secret:

with Scarlett Johansson to star

or our extinction

In a split second

where morality is dead and technology rules