Empyrial Archangel [Shards of Alara]Set: Shards of Alara Type: Creature Angel Rarity: Mythic Cost: {4}{G}{W}{W}{U} Flying Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.) All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Empyrial Archangel instead. Her wings are the prayers of the devoted; her sword, the despair of the vile.

No earthly armor is protection against this sweetness

Set: Sun & Moon: Crimson Invasion Type: Dragon Rarity: Promo Retreat cost: Colorless

Target creature gets +5/+5 and gains shroud until end of turn

instead you may skip that draw

Set: Commander 2017 Type: Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Rare Cost: {1} Whenever a creature dies

Set: Antiquities Type: Enchantment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{W} {2}: The next time an artifact source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn

Set: Arabian Nights Type: Creature — Human Rogue Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {R} {R}: Tap target Wall

" —Lim-Dûl

Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies

That one's for scratchin'

Set: Friday Night Magic 2015 Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{B} Destroy target monocolored creature

Whenever Lu Xun