Alf's Raw Prawn - Double-ended DillyInspired by the great Alf Stewart, this double headed dilly can be used on your own, but best enjoyed with a partner. You'll be yelling "Bloody Strewth!" in no time with this easy to clean, medical grade, silicone composite, double phallus. One end features a smooth, curved shaft, perfect for both front and back doors, with the perfect angle for thrusting. The other end features a longer, textured shaft with a slightly wider head. They are conjoined

the head has 3 thrust settings and the rabbit ears have 7 individual vibrate modes

I'm pretty sure James Bond has one in his handbag too

making it perfect for the shower

this monster is 50

This duo is on sale right now for those adventurous enough to give it a test drive

Special Plastic Emporium price (usually retails for $349

All are 21cm in length but each variant has a slightly different diameter at its widest point

7cm silicone tongue was made for lovin' you

this middle-finger runs shit in Welly

Egg total length: 18cm

7cm sucker opening

or swell may present