Never Tell Me The Odds Tee"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigatin an asteroid filed is approximately 3,720 to 1." Whether I'm navigating an asteroid field or comic con, never tell me the odds. How Does It Fit Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right. Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design. Get the Specs 60 40 Combed

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XXL 38 - 40

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CHEST SIZE (in) CHEST (in) LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in) S 36 - 38 19 28 M 39 - 41 20 1/2 29 L 42 - 44 22 30 XL 45 - 48 24 31 2XL 49 - 52 26 32 3XL 52 - 56 28 33 Need more sizing info

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