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you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim

And - oh no

just scoop ’em up instead of mourning them like a lost pet goldfish

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BUT WE AT GOODR KNOW THE TRUTH - BULLS ARE PEOPLE

and we're here for it

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Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your eyes safe and sound

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and dramatic enough to make your reflection applaud

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