Instill Energy [Beta Edition]Set: Beta Edition Type: Enchantment Aura Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {G} Enchant creature Enchanted creature can attack as though it had haste. {0}: Untap enchanted creature. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn.

It’s not easy being emperor

Domino became one of the most dangerous mercenaries in the world

no matter how many modifiers they have

copy that ability

Set: Team Rocket Unlimited Type: Water Rarity: Holo Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Judge Gift Cards 2009 Type: Land Rarity: Rare {T}: Untap target attacking creature

Set: EX: Crystal Guardians Type: Grass Rarity: Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: EX: Team Magma vs Team Aqua Type: Lightning Rarity: Common Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: From the Vault: Legends Type: Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{G}{W} {T}: Search your library for a legendary card

Welcome to Acute Paranoia

Except of course for the matter of the Dark Rift

you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic