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a tiny fox squirrel who was said to have a penchant for sleeping in pockets

I wish I had as much confidence in myself as Cup Noodle does in its branding

Work is the real four letter word here

put down whatever you’re drinking and go see your doctor

Ambition can mean many things to a lot of people

Mountain dew

Today's forecast calls for a light smattering of dachshunds in the afternoon

Hopefully the dark days of plain white gym socks are behind us

and you're golden

more like foot loops am I right

maybe half a box

Water cascading off the rim of the toilet bowl